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Vince Guerra's avatar

I know it's the easy answer but I gotta go with The Hobbit.

The bloated storyline, the manufactured supervillain, the insertion of Legolas, making his dad a jerk, the barrel fight, a love story between Tauriel and Kili everything about Laketown and Bard, and Tauriel for that matter.

It was a near perfect 317 page kids book converted into a seven hour discount CGI vanity project by a washed up director.

Billy Connolly as Dain...I mean, bletch.

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Shannon Guerra's avatar

Emma. The new 2020 one with the trying-to-be-mid-and-trendy period at the end of the title, the one with the nude backside of Mr. Knightley (what the what?), the one with Emma’s repulsive nosebleed during what is supposed to be a pivotal part of the story. The one that sucked worse than the one with Gwyneth Paltrow. Final answer.

*leaves room, slams door*

I’m not bitter or anything. 😂

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